A disgusting piece of random shit !

...........................Enjoy...................................

A plush drawing room in a Melbourne service apartment. Its 12 noon. there's a comfortable couch in the middle, a red swanky carpet adorning the floor, three glass cupboards with mementos, showpieces and photographs inside them. Priya is sitting on the couch, reading a woman's magazine. In the background, a light music emanates...'bade achhe lagte ho'...

Enters Prem. glances at priya. smiles

Priya: Switch on the lights, prem

Prem: But when will you ruffle my hair?

Priya: Off o Prem, Cleopatra was a very beautiful woman...(shudders)

Prem senses a chord of anger in Priya

Prem: You bitch! why why why didnt you give me eggs in my breakfast?

Priya: (sobbing) Merry Christmas Prem ! Please dont kick me like this.

Lights dim. humming in background

Prem: (croons) jaane na kaha woh duniya hai, jaane na wo hai bhi ya nahin...

Priya: (laughs out loud) Oh Prem you are such a cutieeee...

Both embrace, wipe each others' tears. Prem slaps Priya. Priya laughs.

light dims. end of Act 34

Act ** (a balcony overseeing the juhu beach in Mumbai)

enters pyaare. he is crawling.

Pyaare: Hi ! mujhse dosti karoge!

Priya: Dont talk to me

Pyaare: (angrily) Of course,. Do you know what has happened? its recession time. Shiney has got jailed. China is declaring a war on India. Beitullah Mehsud has died. Swine Flu has become a global pandemic. The WADA is such a pain for us. And you expect me to believe that you are innocent...

Enters Prem.

Prem: Hey Pyaare! wassup buddy? hows life?

Pyaare: what are you doing here?

Prem: Oh I am sorry very sorry I just followed by heart. Its ok. i will go away to the alps. chill out there (cough) umm do you have a ciggarrate?

Priya: Oh Prem. I...love you so much.

Enters Piya in a smart dress.

Pyaare: Oh Piya...I love you so much.

Piya: what's going on? what crap are you guys talking about? I was sitting in my balcony and overheard you people's conversation. I coudnt help barging in and shaking you up guys.

Prem: Oh its morning already...

Priya: We were discussing.

Pyaare: (pointing at the audience) And these guys were listening intently, ,nodding intelligently. So we continued.

Piya: oh great! can I have some juice then?

light steadily dims.curtains.

End Title: Thanks you for reading this slice of life.
Life is sometimes meaningless, but we participate in it and carry on.

Credits:

Prem: Mr. Salman Khan
Priya: Ms. Kareena Kapoor
Pyaare: Mr. Sohail Khan
Piya: Ms. Preity Zinta

Special thanks to Mr. Ronnie Screwwala and Mr. Prem R. Soni

Source: 1. Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing (Macbeth, William Shakespaere)
2. Life is a tale told by all of us, full of sound, fury and echoes signifying ...well, quite a few things (ABC, Yash Sengupta)
3. Mr. Partho Mukherji

............... That's all, folks!...................